Tom: C
C
Mom made beans for dinner
F
You know I ate 'em all
C G
She said come get your coat on, we're goin' to the mall
C F
Gonna visit Santa and sit upon his knee
C G
But all that I could think about was how not to cut the cheese
C F
While waiting there for Santa, I thought that I'd explode
C G
The gas bubble grew bigger with every "Ho, Ho, Ho"
C F
Tried my best to hide it, thought I was doing swell
C G N/C
But when I sat down on Santa's lap, he hollered "What's that smell!"
[Chorus]
C F G C
I farted on Santa's lap and Christmas didn't stink for me
C F G C
I farted on Santa's lap now I'll get (pff) under my Christmas tree
[Verse 2]
C
I asked him for a baseball
F
I asked him for a bat
C G
I asked him for some ice skates but I'll get none of that
C F
I asked him for a lot of things I'll have to do without
C G
'Cause when I sat on Santa's lap, I let one slip out
[Chorus]
C F G C
I farted on Santa's lap and Christmas didn't stink for me
C F G C
I farted on Santa's lap now I'll get (pff) under my Christmas tree
[Verse 3]
Am G
On Christmas Eve I snuck out of my bed without a sound
Am F G
Went down to the living room just to take a look around
Am G
It was then that I saw Santa next to the Christmas tree
Am G6
His arms were full of presents and they were all for me
C F
He put them on a pile and got up to turn around
C G
And blew a fart with such great force our tree almost came down
C F
And so I'll always cherish that special moment when
C G
I realized even old Saint Nick rips one now and then
[Chorus]
C F G C
I farted on Santa's lap and Christmas didn't stink for me
C F G C
I farted on Santa's lap and Santa left one on my Christmas tree
