Kevin Is A Lunatic

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[Verse 1]
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Kevin is a lunatic
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He works at Richardsons market.
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Kevin is a lunatic
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He works there every day.
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Kevin is a lunatic
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He works at Richardsons market.
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Kevin is a lunatic
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The mailman thinks he's gay.     He says fuck you,


[Chorus]
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Grocery dollar two.
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That's his way to say
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Have a nice day.


[Verse 2]
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Kevin is a lunatic
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He works at Richardsons market.
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Kevin is a lunatic
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He works there every day.
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Kevin is a lunatic
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He works at Richardsons market.
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Kevin is a lunatic
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The mailman thinks he's gay.     He says go to hell


[Chorus]
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Candy bars are not on sale
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But Zachary says
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He'll buy one anyway.


[Verse 3]
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Kevin is a lunatic
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He works at Richardsons market.
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Kevin is a lunatic
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He works there every day.
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Kevin is a lunatic
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He works at Richardsons market.
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Kevin is a lunatic
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The mailman thinks he's gay.     The mailman thinks he's gay.