Tom: D [ D ] D G A Don't wanna wake up at 6:15 Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen D Don't wanna watch TV Don't wanna read G A There's only one thing that I really need D G A I need some brain damage and I need it fast Beat me till you put me in a body cast D There's only one thing that I really need G A Baby give me bruises and make me bleed D G I'm feeling unsituated B A I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall D G Till my brain's become inflated B A And I can't even think at all D G I'm feeling sort of agitated B A Give me some assault and battery D G Do I need medicated? G A D Do I need surgery? [x3] G A D Do I need surgery? Do I need surgery So I don't swallow my tongue?