Do you wanna wake up at 6:15 Do you wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen Don't wanna watch TV don't wanna read There's only one thing that I really need I need some brain damage and I need it fast Beat me til you put me in a body cast There's only one thing that I really need Baby give me bruises and make me bleed I'm feeling unsituated I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall til my brain's become inflated And now I can't even think at all I'm feeling sort of agitated Give me some assault and battery Do I need medicated Do I need surgery