Got the best news and the worst news of my life today: Reel Big Fish is playing Winner's but it's a Thursday. I've been told to cheer up But I've also been told that everything sucks And I'll never be anything at all. Somebody hates me, well I hate you. Go away, not everything's cool. Maybe some day I'll give you a call. It sucks not to be 18 When Reel Big Fish comes to town and You can't go no matter how you beg. I'm just a 15 year old kid; Grant me this wish: Please let me go see Reel Big Fish. At 2:41 I'm out of school. I am trendy and I'm cool and That's all because I drink beer. My alternative baby turns the radio on. Snoop Dogg and Suburban Rhythm play my favorite song. Say "ten" that's what I want to hear. It sucks not to be 18 When Reel Big Fish comes to town and You can't go no matter how you beg. I'm just a 15 year old kid; Grant me this wish: Please let me go see Reel Big Fish. I'm missin' the show. I could go if I wish But my mom's a Reel Big Bitch. Let me go see Reel Big Fish. I could go but my dad Was the only ride I had. I want to go Reel bad.