Me Man – Me Drink! It's a fuckin' fact! Teetotal is for twats So don't be fuckin' queer Drink thy fuckin' beer! Me man – me Drink! Yorkshire bred n' born Puff-brew we will scorn If a drink's not brown It does not go down There's no whiskey – there's no beer If I don't drink – am I queer? Have no concern – have no fear Whoo needs women when there's beer?! It's a fuckin' fact! Teetotal is for twats So don't be fuckin' queer Drink thy fuckin' beer!