The grand old Duke of York
He said he didn't sweat
So why did he pay 12 million quid
To a girl he'd never met?
'Cause he's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
Pizza Express in Woking
Mate, ya gotta be joking
Pizza Express in Woking
Is he having a laugh?
The grand old Duke of York
Young girls he liked to pork
So his paedo friend would traffic them
And paid 'em not to talk
'Cause he's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a nonce, he's a nonce
Prince Andy's a nonce
He's a nonce, he's a nonce
Prince Andy's a nonce
He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
He's a sweaty nonce (nonce)
He's a sweaty nonce
You know it's true that Prince Andrew
Is a sweaty nonce
