A loose hair flying on the wind landed on my head and found itself a twin they were both my hair both my hair but one of them was older than the other by a hair cut us down they said let us off this ride it's overpopulation we're just one in a million they cried "i'll jump off" a little one threatened "us too" the rest joined in it was mutiny i say mutiny i say i offered benefits if they would all just stay cut us down they said let us off this ride it's overpopulation we're just one in a million they cried