Spent the last three months At the gym getting huge You're on the program Drawer full of singlets Protein shakes & roids Huge steaks & ice pipes Cans of diet Red Bull Buffed up & ready Hit the clubs Juiced up Popping outta your polo shirt Shiny as fuck Bitches love spraytans And dudes who bash cunts You can't wait to get in a punch-on With the first person to look at you funny