Tom: Em Em Timothy Murphy kept the pledge C A Em For nearly fourteen year C But Christmas even' he felt so bad A D He got out on the beer; Em Oh, he came home like a roaring lion C A Em Filled up with rum and gin C For he's like a Bengal tiger A D Em When he gets a mouthful in Em There's not a porch for half a mile C A Em That came in Murphy's sight C But felt his hob-nailed bluchers A D When he let out that night; Em C And sashes tumbled 'round the floor A D And cats at doors did scrape Em C For they knew their time on earth was short A D Em When Timothy rounds the cape G D He broke lamps and cups and crockeryware G D The pots and soup tureens Em C He ate everything that was in the house A D Pigs' heads and boiled crubeens; G D Now there's not a sound eye in the block G D From Murphy's heavy sledge Em C And the town is all on crutches now A D Em Since Murphy broke the pledge Em If Murphy don't get thirty days C A Em And I hope and pray he will C There'll be humps on undertaker's back A D From all the crowds he'll kill; Em And the beaver hats, they won't hold out C A Em To bury all the dead C If Timothy ties his braces 'round A D Em To paint the city red G D He broke lamps and cups and crockeryware G D The pots and soup tureens Em C He ate everything that was in the house A D Pigs' heads and boiled curbeens; G D Now there's not a sound eye in the block G D From Murphy's heavy sledge Em C And the town is all on crutches now A D Em Since Murphy broke the pledge Em The neighbourhood is on their knees C A Em In meditation deep C In hope he'll get the summer A D Through the iron bars to peep; Em For if not, we'll go to Nagle's Hill C A Em And leave our snug abode C For I'd sooner face a unicorn A D Em Than Murphy with a load G D He broke lamps and cups and crockeryware G D The pots and soup tureens Em C He ate everything that was in the house A D Pigs' heads and boiled crubeens; G D Now there's not a sound eye in the block G D From Murphy's heavy sledge Em C And the town is all on crutches now A D Em Since Murphy broke the pledge