Tom: G G Am A ring is an awful thing when it comes in the middle of the night C and the voice on the other end’s crying G Am Anger’s an enemy when the flesh turns to memories C G up on the mantelpiece frozen in silver [Verse 2] G Am I weigh 138, but I’d like to lose more weight C G but there’s no time to celebrate — I will when I choose to G Am I’ve told a million lies, some of them I’ve told twice C G and some of them aren’t very nice and they might surprise you [Interlude] G X 16 [Verse 3] G Am A ring is an awful thing when it comes in the middle of the night C and the voice on the other end’s crying G Am I’d like to get a spade, I’d clear all the ice away C G and I’d take down Yelverton Hill where it stands still