I miss my boy when I'm in Seattle I'd like to ride him like a horse without a saddle I'd like to spank him with a big wooden paddle I get so horny when I'm in Seattle Seattle, Seattle Seattle, Seattle On the road, it's such a battle When I go out I like to shake my rattle It gets so hard without someone to straddle I get so horny when I'm in Seattle Seattle, Seattle Seattle, Seattle It's time to skedaddle, to Canada.