The Hormonauts

A Bundle Of Fun

The Hormonauts


I chopped the chillis nice and fine, 
Laid a candle on the table, 
I pour myself a glass of wine, 
Set the music sweet and low, 
You should have been here about nine, 
All by myself here at the table, 
I ain't a stickler for the time, 
But that was three glasses ago. 

Now it might sound silly, 
But I cooked us up a chili, 
With them corn tortillas, 
'Cause I really wanna see ya, 
In that little red dress, 
With your hair a mess, 
Now the bottles half done and I'm a bundle of fun. 

I am a bundle of fun, 
I am second to none, 
So listen up honey-bun. 

You coulda took the time to phone, 
Let me know you couldn't be here, 
I guess I'll party on my own, 
Make believe that I don't care, 
Half a dinner made for two, 
Has found a home here in the freezer, 
There's no point in gettin' blue, 
Guess it means there's more to spare. 

Now it might sound silly, 
But I cooked us up a chili, 
With them corn tortillas, 
'Cause I really wanna see ya, 
Didn't make it too strong, 
But you took too long, 
Now I'm bumpin' into furniture and wonderin' where did I go wrong. 

I am a bundle of fun, 
I am second to none, 
So listen up honey-bun, 
I am number one.