Tom: B Am (A9) C My name, I don't remember G Am Though I hail from Ohio Am (A9) C I had a wife and children F C A9 Good tires on my car F What took me from my home C A9 And put me in the Earth F Was the mouth of a deep dark hole E Am I found behind my barn Am (A9) C We'd been filling it with garbage G Am As long as you could count Am (A9) C Kitchen scraps and dead cows F C A9 Tractors broken down F But never did I hear one thing C (A9) Am hit the ground F And slowly I came to fear E Am That this was a bottomless hole Am (A9) C I went out behind the barn G Am And stared down in that hole Am (A9) C Late into the evening F C A9 My mind would not let go F So I got out my ropes and a rusty C (A9) Am clawfoot tub F And I rigged myself a chariot E Am To ride down in that hole Am (A9) C My wife, she did help me G Am She fed me down the ropes Am (A9) C And then I sank away F C A9 From the surface of this world F When the last rope pulled tight C (A9) Am I had not reached the end F And in anger, I swung there E Am Down in that dark abyss Am (A9) C So I got out my knife G Am I told my wife goodbye Am (A9) C I cut loose from the ropes F C A9 And fell on down that hole F And still I'm there falling C (A9) Am Down in this evil pit F But until I hit the bottom E Am I won't believe it's bottomless