Briefcase, polished and tight 
Warm rum out of sight 
Last one to the tree 
Gets ten digs to the arm 
Sunshine song won't leave me 
I like crafting horses on a Monday afternoon 
I spent all my Boxing Day thinking about a moon 
Yesterday's news will always be the same 
Wherever you find it 
I prefer to rattle their cages 
Hoping there's a reason behind it. 
Down down deep underground 
Leave with a frown 
People they stare 
Ask me if I care