Mrs. crosby As a dancing french fry Your mom's a pretty hot tomato But get up off that sofa girl Before you turn into a hot potato Put down that remote control Hit the books-no rock and roll Real life is nothing like cosby So move it or else mrs. crosby gets mad Do your homework You're too good to be bad You have had too much tv Mom's not half as strict as me I know your arm may need twisting But don't even think of resisting a tad It's a school night You're too good to be bad Drop that phone and don't start yackin' I wanna hear those books start crackin' A genie granted me three wishes Get to your math and history and then do the dishes Please, don't make me turn to force You are left with no recourse Land in the slammer or end up a grammar school grad You're really awfully hap'nin' for an anglo-saxon So take a tip from mrs. c and michael jackson Just don't dis me You're so good that you're bad!!!