Tom: F [Intro] Dm Dm Drunk at the bar at last, last call Bb Dm My baby is home on her night off Dm So I'm involved in a serious talk Bb Dm With a girl I had known growing up Bb Dm So we buy a six, we decide to split Bb Dm She has a downtown apartment A She opens the door Bb Falls to the floor Dm Bb Says "I'm feeling sick of sweet and pure G A Take me now, I'm yours", Oh Dm Bb Notes in his pockets G A Rumors in the mill Dm Bb Phone calls after the bars close G A Unlisted numbers Bb Dm If she only knew that he'd be through Bb Dm But who knows which parts are true A Bb She hates how it looks, but what can she do Dm Bb The girls all talk behind her back G A They say she's being used, Oh Dm At Sullivan's drinking with Justin Bb Dm He says he's seen my ex-girlfriend Dm She's back in town, and what's worse Bb Dm He knows when and where she works Bb Dm So we head over to the Underwood Bb Dm She's trading shots with regulars A Bb She gives me a hug 'till our hips are flushed Dm Bb Says "boy we hardly kept in touch G A It's time for catching up", Oh Dm Bb Notes in his pockets G A Rumors in the mill Dm Bb Phone calls after the bars close G A Unlisted numbers Bb Dm Still he insists on his innocence Bb Dm Says those girls are all cousins A Bb She's gotta drop the ax, catch him in the act Dm Bb With the shame around his ankles chained G A The guilt around his neck, Oh [Final] Dm