Tom: D D G A D A letter came today from my draft board Bm A With trembling hands I read the questionare G A D Bm It asked me lots of things about my mamma and poppa A D Now that ain't what I call exactly fair G A D So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border Bm A Vancouver may be just my kind of town G A D Cause they don't need the kind of law and order A D That tends to keep a good man underground G A D A sad old soldier once told me a story Bm A About a battlefield that he was on G A D He said a man should never fight for glory A D He must know what is right and what is wrong G A D So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border Bm A Vancouver may be just my kind of town G A D Cause they don't need the kind of law and order A D That tends to keep a good man underground G A D Now I don't know how much I owe my uncle Bm A But I suspect it's more than I can pay G A D He's asking me to sign a three year contract A D I guess I'll catch the first bus out today G A D So I'm headed for the nearest foreign border Bm A Vancouver may be just my kind of town G A D Cause they don't need the kind of law and order A D That tends to keep a good man underground