For the Love of Gun Clubs If I only had a dollar for every song I sung I'd go down to the pawn shop and I'd buy a great big gun I'd go down to the pawn shop and I'd buy a great big gun And I'd kill every low down son of a bitch That ever done me wrong If I only had a dollar for every song I sung I'd buy myself a bone yard and I'd bury every one I'd bury every last one Lord, I'd bury every one I'd bury every slack jawed motherfucker That ever done me wrong But I ain't got no graveyard and I ain't got no gun So I'll be extra super nice and smile at everyone You folks keep paying money to hear us play these songs And I'll kill every low down son of a bitch That ever done me wrong