Amaze Your Friends With X-Ray Glasses! Well heavens Betsy and goodness knows My, I can see right through your clothes I see it all, far and wide The front, the back and the other side Cover it up but you can't hide These things I see can't be denied I put these glasses on my nose And everything becomes exposed You ask me "What's inside a girl?" Beneath the ribbons, bows and curls Underneath the perfume and the pearls With these things on the truth unfurls Chorus: Well you got somethin' I gotta see But you keep it from my sight You keep it so secluded and wrapped up so tight I bought some X-ray glasses from a comic book Now whether you like it or you don't I'm gonna have a look It used to be a mystery Confused by things I couldn't see But now the world's a different place With these x-ray glasses on my face With these things on I will discover All the things you try to cover (Chorus)