Tom: G G I was born to be blonde, I was raised by my mom Em Am Em Am She was made for the job, she's a saint like Laurent G D G I was born to be blonde so I say what I want Am I get paid when I want, I get laid when I want G Am I was born to be blonde, maybe all of us are Em D If you gave it a try you would feel like a star G Am I was born to be blonde and you were born to be too G You were born to be me, I was born to be you (ooo) [Bridge] Bm Am C [Verse 2] G Em I was born to be blonde, too shallow for you Am Em I’m Axl Rose in '84 (yeah) or in a throne we can too (no) G Like Rodman on the court hanging with Kim Jong Un Am Em Better warn you I'm blonde, you never know what I'll do G Am Always havin' more fun, (yeah) it's sad but it's true D Bm I'm Chanel winter fall, you're Michael Kors at the mall G D Am I'm Madonna with Pac, (yeah) like we dance and that shit fucked (fucked) Em C G I was born to be blonde, (hey) I'm a fucking icon (ah!) [Bridge] Am C G Bm Am C [Verse 3] Am D Scabs on my scalp, burning my roots G Em And when it's all over, god-damn, I'll look cute (ooo) Am D Splittin' my ends, purple shampoo G Am G Then I think I might be ready for you G Am I was born to be blonde, I was raised by my mom C D She was made for the job, she's a saint like Laurent G Am I was born to be blonde, can't tell me I'm wrong Am C Em I was born to be blonde, I'm gettin' bored of this song