Tom: Dm Dm A Gm A [Verse 1] Dm I still remember third of December, A me in your sweater, you said it looked better Gm on me, than it did you. Only if you knew A how much I liked you but I watch your eyes as she ... [Pre-Chorsu] Dm A Walks by, what a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a Gm A blue sky; she's got you mesmerized while I die. [Chorus] Dm A Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. Gm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, A but you like her better. Wish I were Heather. [Interlude] Dm [Verse 2] Dm Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand, A put your arm 'round her shoulder. Now I'm getting colder Gm but how could I hate her? She's such an angel A but then again, kinda wish she were dead, as she ... [Pre-Chorsu] Dm A Walks by, what a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a Gm A blue sky; she's got you mesmerized while I die. [Chorus] Dm A Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. Gm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, A but you like her better. Wish I were Heather. [Interlude] Dm A Gm A [End-Chorus] Dm A Why would you ever kiss me? I'm not even half as pretty. Gm You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester, A but you like her better. Wish I were ...