I can't stand the guy next door.[he] pounds on the wall every time I…play my music I can't stand the lady 'cross the hall who leaves her stinkin' garbage…outside my door Chorus: I can't wait to live on the moon Sit back and watch this world like a cartoon I can only hope it'll be real soon 'cause I can't wait to live on the moon…live on the moon…live on the moon I can't stand the alien who answers phones for customer service &…can't speak english I can't stand the doorman at the club we played last night 'cause he's a…complete asshole Chorus: I can't wait to live on the moon Sit back and watch this world like a cartoon I can only hope it'll be real soon 'cause I can't wait to live on the moon…live on the moon…live on the moon solo Chorus: I can't wait to live on the moon Sit back and watch this world like a cartoon I can only hope it'll be real soon 'cause I can't wait to live on the moon…live on the moon…live on the moon