Upon a barren wasteland, two armies gather for a cataclysmic conflict. on one side, the armies of peace and happiness form up. opposing them, is the metallic horde... of zoldon!!
Herald: zoldon summons the champion - the chosen one of nightmare to strike down his enemies. his name, they despair -
Reaper: hail korg! named after keyboard. dark fires surround his sword! draws power from the dark tower, his foes in fear they cower!
Destroyer: cloaked in a black cape, skull helm horned from a bull. (reaper: the mark!) ...of zoldon on his shield. (reaper: a mighty roar!) ...as he takes the field
Herald: korg leads the legions yonder, and draws his blade! atop a pile of skulls, he issues forth his challenge. many mortal warriors accept, only to their quick demise on the edge of his sword. the skies darken as the horde of metal surges onwards!
Reaper: victory for zoldon! korg is master of keyboard (solo) korg will kill every last infidel that challenges him!
Destroyer: korg is without mercy (reaper: mercy!) ...he's chosen for his cruelty (reaper: cruelty!)
Destroyer: summon the master (reaper: of keyboard!)
Herald: clearly you refer to korg!
Destroyer: a champion is needed (reaper: korg shall be chosen!)
Herald: zoldon's critical eye shall be on the battlefield as korg's abilities are put to the test - in battle! the leader of the resistance hails him, crying insults at zoldon. the champion korg charges to meet him, the duel shall be fought to the death!
Destroyer: victory for zoldon! (reaper: korg emerges victorious!)
Onward armies of zoldon... ruahahahhaha
