Treat Me Like Your Mother

Don't act like you can't act 
I always think you do it 
You better learn to shake hands 
Treat me like your mother 

Don't act like you can't act 
Stand up like a man 
You better learn to shake hands 
Treat me like your mother 

You came up, too late 
You came up, too late now 
You came up, too late 
To do a thing 

Come on look me in the eye 
You wanna try to tell a lie 
I'll bet you can't and you know why? 
I'm just like your mother 

Look me in the eye now 
You wanna try to tell a lie 
You can't and you know why? 
I'm just like your mother 

You came up, too late 
You came up, too late now 
You came up, too late 
Play dumb, play dead, play straight 

Who's got it figured out?