I used to whimper like an infant Suckling at an arid teat I was denied the very things I desired Without them I was incomplete I was underdeveloped Until you enveloped me with a love I could scarcely conceive I could stare all day at your decollete I could lose myself in your cleavage Oh, I'm much obliged to you ma'am Thank you for the rack of glam You'll never know how delighted I am Thank you for the rack of... Thank you for the rack of... Thank you for the rack of glam I was afraid that you would abandon me Until you looked into my eyeballs and smiled And pulled my sobbing face into you bosom As if I was your baby child As I wept, your heart leapt I felt it through your lacy brassiere I searched and waited, I finally located Love right now and right here Oh, I'm much obliged to you ma'am Thank you for the rack of glam You'll never know how delighted I am Thank you for the rack of glam Goddamn