Tom: C
C F C
I drink white lightnin when the coyotes are out
C G C
But them goddamn coyotes won’t leave me alone
C F C
Mama said, son you know drinkin' is bad,
C G C
But she had to get drunk to have sex with my dad
C F C
Glifton he loves to beat his wife
C G C
Thank christ she married ole granddad on ice
C F C
Mr. Bartender don't be so slow
C G C
I got time for another and a six pack to go
[Chorus]
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
C G C
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
C G C
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
C G C
Oh give me a shot of what's left of the gin
[Verse 2]
C F C
I built my house out of beer bottles
C G C
But I drank too much bourbon now it's all broken glass
C F C
I went to Tucson to see my old lady,
C G C
She didn't have a nose so I drove back home
C F C
I don't need housing and I don't need women,
C G C
I just need a bottle that I can crawl in,
C F C
give me a bourbon or give me a beer,
C G C
I’d listen to your story but I cut off my ear
[Chorus]
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
C G C
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
C G C
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
C G C
Oh give me a shot of what's left of the gin
[Verse 3]
C F C
My wife got pregnant with a bottle of schnapps,
C G C
The nurse and the doctor all called the cops
C F C
When they got there we partied ‘til dawn
C G C
I named that bottle Paul, Peter, and John
C F C
I had my first drink at the age of three,
C G C
I picked a bottle from the whiskey tree
C F C
I grabbed it and drank it and got real drunk
C G C
I learned how to cry and I learned how to fuck
[Outro Chorus]
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
C G C
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
C G C
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
C G C
Oh give me a shot of what's left of the gin
C G C
Give me a shot of what's left of the gin
