Tom: Db Intro: Am E Am C Down in Mexicali Am C There's a crazy little place that I know Am C Where the drinks are hotter than the chili sauce E E7 And the boss is a cat named Joe Am C He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna Dm Am In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico Am E He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache Dm Am In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico Am C Well, the first time that I saw him Am C He was sittin' on a piano stool Am C I said "Tell me dad, when does the fun begin?" E E7 He just winked his eye and said "Man, be cool." Am C He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna Dm Am In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico Am E He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache Dm Am In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico In Mexico Am All of a sudden in walks this chick G In Mexico Am Joe starts playing on a Latin kick G In Mexico Am Around her waist she wore three fishnets G In Mexico Am She started dancin' with the castanets G In Mexico Am I didn't know just what to expect G In Mexico Am She threw her arms around my neck G In Mexico Am We started dancin' all around the floor G In Mexico Am And then she did a dance I never saw before. Am C So if you're south of the border Am C I mean down in Mexico Am And you wanna get straight, C Man, don't hesitate E E7 Just look up a cat named Joe. Am C He wears a red bandana, plays a cool pianna Dm Am In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico Am E He wears a purple sash, and a black moustache Dm Am In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico (Intro) Am E Yeah, como est usted senorita ...