Tom: D B What the hell is wrong with me? F# D I'm not who i want to be B I tried spot cream an’ i tried it all F# D I'm crawling up the wall! E F# G A E F# G A E F# G A B What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame.... B F# I tried to join a ping-pong club, sign on the door D Said all full up! B F# I got nicked, fighting in the road an' the judge D Didn't even know E F# G A E F# G A E F# G A B What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame.... D Dad got pissed so i got clocked A Couldn’t hear the tannoy so he lost the lot D Offers mum a bribe through the letter box E Drives you fucking mad E F# G A E F# G A E F# G A B What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame.... Now i'm round the back of your house at night Peeping in the window - are you sleeping tight? I laugh at your locks with my celloid strip An' you won’t know who came E F# G A E F# G A E F# G A B What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame.... E F# G A E F# G A E F# G A Bsus4 B E What's my naaaame.... naaaame....naaaame....