Tom: Dm Dm F6 Gm7 Dsus2 [Verse 1] Dm And now it seems as if we're used to the chagrin We made our beds, and now we hate where these beds be F6 Took nothing at all to part this red sea I'm a shackled child singing the good song of freedom Gm7 They've got no pride, they interrupt our grieving Teardrops dropping for the pain of the world Dsus2 My best friend dies when she was just a young girl Left me here, to fend for myself Dm Now the pain never leaves, we just learn to cope So when the devil needs hanging, will you tie up the rope F6 And shout pull? Let's put an end to this bull Gm7 Zen thing. How many years before we practice what we preach? How many tears before we truly clinch the peak? Dsus2 Only to find that there is no honey on the moon Official goon with the unofficial croon [Chorus] Gsus2 Fsus2 I'm all things to all men Gsus2 Fsus2 All of the women, all the children Csus2 Dsus2 Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS Who's the hardest, who's the hardest Gsus2 Fsus2 I'm all things to all men Gsus2 Fsus2 All of the women, all the children Csus2 Dsus2 Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS Who's the hardest, who's the hardest [Verse 2] Dm Sixteen bar cycles, heart felt recital From the wacky blacky man, they should have called me Michael F6 Look at the monster you make, look at the monster you pay But you claim no responsibility Gm7 Cause it's each to his self in these times that we live Does God have a sense of humour? Then the joke's on us Dsus2 Cause we're chasing our tails for how long Dsus2 The tussle makes us how strong Vintage poor people fun Dm If we could ease up on these booze and fags Then, just maybe life wouldn't seem so mad F6 "Be a man", my dad said, but what the hell he know He lost his dreams, he lost his flow Gm7 And I don't wanna be alone I'm born king, so where's my throne I'm too intense, I'm too deep Dsus2 I'm too nice for life So what makes this place so nervous? [Chorus] Gsus2 Fsus2 I'm all things to all men Gsus2 Fsus2 All of the women, all the children Csus2 Dsus2 Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS Gsus2 Fsus2 I'm all things to all men Gsus2 Fsus2 All of the women, all the children Csus2 Dsus2 Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS Gsus2 Fsus2 I'm all things to all men Gsus2 Fsus2 All of the women, all the children Csus2 Dsus2 Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS Gsus2 Fsus2 I'm all things to all men Gsus2 Fsus2 All of the women, all the children Csus2 Dsus2 Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS Gsus2 Fsus2 Gsus2 Fsus2 Csus2 Dsus2 [Bridge] Gsus2 Fsus2 Gsus2 Fsus2 Csus2 Dsus2 Look at the monster you make, look at the monster you pay Dsus2 But you claim no responsibility Dsus2 But you claim not Gsus2 Fsus2 We're searching for Jesus Gsus2 Fsus2 Csus2 Dsus2 But I’ll be damned If I’ll be crucified by ten thousand spies Dsus2 Compulsive lies Dsus2 They hate me Dsus2 They love me Dsus2 They hate me [Hook] Gsus2 Fsus2 Caus' I'm all things to all men Gsus2 Fsus2 All of the women, all the children Csus2 Dsus2 Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS Dsus2 Who's the hardest? Who's the hardest?