Tom: E
E G A B
Mum stole my darts
E G A B
I left 'em in her car
E G A B
She smoked the whole pack
E G A B
And won't pay me back
E G A B
Dad stole me buds
E G A B
I knew he took some
E G A B
He took the biggest nug
E G A B
He's taxed his own son
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
E G A B x4
E G A B
My Nan stole my car
E G A B
She drove it real far
E G A B
She crashed into a tree
E G A B
And she stole my keys
E G A B
The cops stole my drinks
E G A B
They poured 'em down the sink
E G A B
I went and bought some more
E G A B
And i threw up on the floor
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
N.C
Mum stole my darts
N.C
She kicked me up the ass
N.C
She drained my goon sack
N.C
And won't pay me back
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
A G A G E
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
