Tom: D G G G G G G G [Verse 1] Bm A I'm a serial charmer, G You'd say, Bm A G Who knew I'd be dizzy with a dame when the bad boys are on parade, Bm A G I orphaned my honor with my faith, Bm A G Until I finally kissed the pleasant side of life's wicked give and take. [Chorus] N.C. You're my miracle, my sweet contrary, N.C. Bone dry hysterical and my wild cherry, G Bm A This is my favorite dream, G Bm A Won't wake that man that I'd be, G Bm A G Gadd9 G Gadd9 G Gadd9 G Selfish with all the wrong things, but never you. [Verse 2] Bm A I've been keeping my head down, G For our sake, Bm A G But what good is the jack if its holding me back to play, Bm A G Always got a real, real, real good thing on its way, Bm A G No crocodile teeth telling me you can hardly wait. [Chorus] Em Bm D A You're my miracle, my sweet contrary, Em Bm D A A6 A Asus4 Bone dry hysterical and my wild cherry, G Bm A This is my favorite dream, G Bm A Won't wake that man that I'd be, G Bm A G Gadd9 G Gadd9 G Gadd9 G Selfish with all the wrong things, but never you. [Interlude] Em Bm D A Never you, Em Bm D A Never you. [Outro] G Bm A This is my favorite dream, G Bm A You're golden brown canopy, G Bm A Most things I get then I leave, G Gadd9 G Gadd9 G Gadd9 G But never you.