It’s creeping in the dark The two headed shark Well it comes in waves Almost everyday It keeps eating my food And drinking my booze And it won’t go away And it insist on staying Well I tried to be nice But it’s over every night Don’t you know That you’re not my type And then it crosses my mind That it could be nice But then it’s banging on my door Hoping for more Oh, what you think of someone Who doesn’t know the score 'Cause it won't go away And it insists on staying Well I tried to be nice But it’s over every night Don’t you know That you’re not my type I see you dancing in the dark Trying to win my heart He’s always blocking my gaze When I turn away Oh, no! It’s the two-headed shark