If I told you I loved you, would you leave me alone? It's nice to go out, but it's wise to stay home 'Cause in front of everyone you just make a fuss Making fools of the both of us And I can count on one hand when I've been on command I'll drink too much and make creepy demands When I'm this way, all you have to say Honey, you're making fools of the both of us Cauterize, this knife so tough Should be no news to you, we've nothing to lose I don't mind if you don't mind if we're all right Let's do shots around the corner Should be no news to you, we've nothing to lose I don't mind if you don't mind if we're okay Let's go outside We survived But no lying down yet We don't listen when we're afraid I told you that yesterday Many times over I cross a line But your head's on my shoulder, so I feel all right Guess in the end, it's been time well spent Making fools of the both of us Just making fools of the both of us That's all right I don't mind if you don't mind if we're all right Let's do shots around the corner Should be no news to you, we've nothing to prove I don't mind if you don't mind if we're all right We're okay