You were always my least favorite Weasley Unlike the others, you're not even funny You put your selfish needs before your own family I think that you're a git, you're rude and mean and bossy Percy Weasley how could you ditch your family And side yourself with the stupid ministry I know that you saw your error in the end But you still suck and I will never be your friend You wanted Ron to sever ties with Harry Just because your boss thought what he said was scary It took the entire ministry being imperised For you to admit you were wrong and open up your eyes That's pathetic! Percy Weasley how could you ditch your family And side yourself with the stupid ministry I know that you saw your error in the end But you still suck and I will never be your friend How could you do this to your mom and dad To make them angry, to make them sad How could you find it in your heart To rip your family apart, yeah Percy Weasley how could you ditch your family And side yourself with the stupid ministry Percy Weasley don't you don't you see You are a git and you will never be redeemed