Use extreme care when you're working with me If you hear me scream you will die But please don't insult my dignity By doing dumb things that provoke me to cry I'm a helpful plant- i can cure petrification And i'm pretty cute too So before you pull me outta the ground Before i make that fateful sound I have one thing to ask of you Cuz it's not easy Being a mandrake baby You're drivin' me crazy So at least wear earmuffs that aren't pink and fluffy I'm just a sapling So please consider my feelings Before you repot me Those ugly earmuffs have gotta go D'ya ever think that the reason i scream Is cuz those earmuffs make me wanna kill you? They hurt my eyes more than i hurt your ears Oh madame sprout you know it's true Just take them off and i swear i'll shut up I don't wanna be a pain But before you pull me outta the ground Before i make that fateful sound I have one thing i gotta explain Yeah it's not easy Being a mandrake baby You're drivin' me crazy So at least wear earmuffs that aren't pink and fluffy I'm just a sapling So please consider my feelings Before you repot me Those ugly earmuffs have gotta go They've gotta go (mandatory ba ba ba section!) It's not easy Being a mandrake baby You're drivin' me crazy So at least wear earmuffs that aren't pink and fluffy I'm just a sapling So please consider my feelings Before you repot me Those ugly earmuffs have gotta go Yeah, oh they've gotta go They've gotta go Those ugly earmuffs have gotta go