Tom: C#m A E Am [Chorus] Am Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a Am E7 But the best that you can drink when you're alone. E7 E E7 If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya in your gut, B7 E7 Am And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long. [Verse 1] Am Well my friends, I used to drink the Stolichnaya Am E7 But then I met a girl who spent all of my dough E7 E E7 And when the summer came, she left me for a dame B7 E7 Am And so I drink Stolichnaya all day long. [Chorus] Am Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a Am E7 But the best that you can drink when you're alone. E7 E E7 If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya in your gut, B7 E7 Am And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long. [Verse 2] Am Now once I had a cat, he was hit by baseball bat E7 While playing American baseball with my friend. E7 E E7 So I call my nurse friend Kate, she could not resuscitate B7 E7 Am And so I drink Stolichnaya all day long. [Chorus] Am Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a Am E7 But the best that you can drink when you're alone. E7 E E7 If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya in your gut, B7 E7 Am And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long. [Verse 3] Am Now, sometimes when at parties, I like to drink Bacardi E7 And maybe I will sip on some Patron E7 E E7 But when I get the blues and there is nothing left to lose, B7 E7 Am You know, I drink Stolichnaya all day long. [Bridge] Am Here in America we drink the Stolichnaya Am E7 In Soviet Russia Stolichnaya will drink you E7 E E7 So raise your glasses, comrades, we drink to the motherland B7 E7 Am And we will drink Stolichnaya all day long! [Chorus] Am Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a Am E7 But the best that you can drink when you're alone. E7 E E7 If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya up your butt! B7 E7 Am And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long. [Chorus - repeat until bored] Am Stolichnaya, Stolichnaya, not the best that you can buy-a Am E7 But the best that you can drink when you're alone. Am If you're ever in a rut, Stolichnaya in your gut, B7 E7 Am And you can drink Stolichnaya all day long.