Mr UPS man you're my boyfriend I've been missing a lot, you've been missing in action But I know in my bones that I'd rather be there I'm on my way now I'm on a train out Oh boy I know you're waitin' patiently I'm on my way now I'm on a plane out I know you'll get to where you're s'posed to be I'll see 'bout the post office I'll make a bed out of the packages I'll see you in a week Priority, priority You can track me from your phone I'll be at your doorstep, open me up at home Standard labelled I'm almost there Mr UPS man you're my boyfriend I've been goin' along, you've been stuffin' my pocket I know the journey is long, but I'd rather be there I'm on my way now I'm on a train out Oh boy I know you're waiting patiently I'm on my way now I'm on a plane out I know you'll get to where you're s'posed to be I'll see 'bout the post office I'll make a bed out of the packages I'll see you in a week Priority, priority You can track me from your phone I'll be at your doorstep, open me up at home Standard labelled I'm almost there Mr UPS man you're my boy 'Cause I've been writin' I've been drivin', flyin' I've been waitin' for too long Stood out your front door I know you told me you were runnin' But my patience is wainin' Package is delayed just come home Mr UPS man you're my boyfriend Mr UPS man you're my boyfriend (I'm almost there) Mr UPS man you're my boyfriend Mr UPS man you're my boyfriend (I'm almost there)