Oh, I do like to be beside the sea 

Drinking bear sits in Silver's Arcade 
Sips imaginary lemonade 
Amusement Pork! 

Writing letters home 
What a lovely view-EE-ooo (blah blah blab blab) (Dear Mom) 
"What the Butler Saw" was a bit of a drag 
The captain says he's going to heave, too 

Bored with Bingo, we went for a swim 
Fat sea cows with gorgonzola skin 
Semi-nude! 

After lunch, we grabbed our trunks 
And we all got cramp! 
Trousers rolled, the sea is cold 
But it's good for chillblains 

On the prom, white plimsolls and blue shorts 
Brass band playing by the tennis courts 
Love-fifteen! Love fifteen year olds 

What a lovely view-EE-ooo, I've written at last 
What's the rudest one? Just for a laugh 
Just married and it sticks out for a mile! 

We wish you were here(12x)

It rained yesterday, so we stayed indoors 
The food's all right, I'm okay, hope you are same 
Wish you were always, your loving son Anthony 

I hope I get bronze this year