The Bonzo Dog Band

Jollity Farm

The Bonzo Dog Band


There's a farm called Misery, but of that we'll have none 
Because we know of one 
That's always lots of fun (Ha ha!) 
And this one's name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it's great 
For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate 

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl 
The cats mee-yow 
The dogs bow-wow 
Everybody makes a row 
Down on Jollity Farm 

All the little pigs, they grunt and howl 
(Grunt, howl, grunt, howl) 
The cats mee-yow 
(Mee-yow, mee-yow) 
The dogs bow-wow 
(Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff) 
Everybody makes a row 
Down on Jollity Farm 

All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet 
(birdsong, piano noodle) 
The lambs all bleat 
(baaaaa!) 
And shake their feet 
(rattle) 
Everything's a perfect treat 
Down on Jollity Farm 

Regular as habit 
The cocks begin to crow 
Can the old buck rabbit 
Sing and Stuff it up your jumper
Vo-do-de-oh 

All the little ducks go quack quack quack 
(quack quack quack) 
The cows go Moo 
(honk) 
The bull does, too 
(whonk!) 
Everyone says how do you do 
Down on Jollity Farm