I used to be a bird (a bird) Specifically a dove (a dove) A hunter came and shot me down I choked on blood and flapped my wings Choked on blood and flapped my wings Choked on blood and flapped my wings And then I fell in love Then I became a climber (a climber) Climbing on mountain tops (the tops) I stepped and heard the ice crack Slipped right into a crevasse Gave up hope and cut my rope And then I fell in love With George W. Clooney George W. Clooney (yat da dat da da) George W. Clooney (yat da dat da da) George W. Clooney I love you for knowing things I love for being creative I love you, you're so rough (and cute) I love you when you get real The first time I saw you You were looking so cute and rough In that army movie So I held my breath until the credits Until I became asphyxiated And as I passed out I think I fell in love With George W. Clooney George W. Clooney George W. Clooney George W. Clooney And I wept on my pillow