Tom: G
G
Well it's a story that's been told before
C G
But this time there's a twist
A7 D7
I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss
G C G
I know I don't deserve no sympathy but I think it's a sin
C G D7 G
My wife left me for my girlfriend
C G
Like Thelma and Louise they took off in the dead of the night
A7 D7
In a ninety one suburban with a loaded forty-five
G C G
Well I called up the authority where would I begin
C G D7 G
My wife left me for my girlfriend
C G
She was the sweetest thing on earth always so true
A7 D7
She loved me with a passion yeah my wife did too
G C G
I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it
C G D7 G
My wife left me for my girlfriend
Now I know what you gals are thinking
C
Yeah that bastard got what he deserved
G A7 D7
And in the battle of the sexes the lines have surely gotten blurred
G C G
But I just want the both of them to come back home again
C G D7 G
My wife left me for my girlfriend
C G
Well I even asked my lawyer he said son it seems to be a trend
C G D7 G
My wife left me for my girlfriend
