Well, it all seems so absurd, I can't stop laughing
People warning us how the world will end
So we dug a little bunker in the backyard
Built it with weed and whiskey and next of kin
And if it starts smelling like cologne, better leave it alone
You gotta try your best to make better bad decisions
I'd rather sit in a boat all day and think about Jesus
Than sit there on that church pew and think about fishing
I'm gonna crawl in a hole and pull the hole in after me
Looks like the world went completely nuts before I got my share
Mama, could you please smile down on me from heaven?
'Cause I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer, and prayer
Well now, we're too old to work but we're too broke to quit
And we've dropped a few f-bombs in the songs we've sung
Is there anybody out there who'd walk a mile in our flip-flops?
We speak our minds 'cause it hurts to bite our tongue
I'm gonna crawl in a hole and pull the hole in after me
Looks like the world went completely nuts before I got my share
Mama, could you please smile down on me from heaven?
'Cause I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer, and prayer
Now we ran into an old friend of ours and he said
Did you see all those people getting offended by jason aldean?
Howard said: Hell, if they get offended by him
It's a good thing they never heard johnny paycheck or david allan coe
Now I've always been known as a hard-living outlaw
But I put groceries on the table when the family was hungry
I didn't follow many rules, but dang it, it's downright cruel
They tried to kick me out of country for being too country
I'm gonna crawl in a hole and pull the hole in after me
Looks like the world went completely nuts before I got my share
Mama, could you please smile down on me from heaven?
'Cause I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer, and prayer
Mama, I'm holding it together with duct tape, reefer, and prayer
