Tom: G [Intro] G Bm Em Em7 C/G [Primeira Parte] G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today, oh boy C G/B A9 About a lucky man who made the grade G Bm Em Em7 And though the news was rather sad C/G F7M/C Em Em7 Well I just had to laugh C/G F7M/C Em C/G I saw the photograph G Bm Em Em7 He blew his mind out in a car C G/B A9 He didn't notice that the lights had changed G Bm Em Em7 A crowd of people stood and stared C/G F7M/C They'd seen his face before Em Em7 C/G Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords G Bm Em Em7 I saw a film today, oh boy C G/B A9 The English army had just won the war G Bm Em Em7 A crowd of people turned away C/G F7M/C But I just had to look Em Em7 C/G Having read the book C/G Em I'd love to turn you on ( Em F# G ) ( A B C ) ( D Em E ) Em F# G E|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0----| B|-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1--| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|-0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2---3---3---3---3----| A B C E|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0----| B|-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1--| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------| A|-0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2---3---3---3---3----| E|--------------------------------------------------| D Em E|-0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0---0----| B|-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1-0h1--| G|--------------------------------------------------| D|-0---0---0---0---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2----| A|--------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------| Em E E|-0---0---0---0----| B|-0h1-0h1-0h1-0----| G|------------------| D|-2---2---2---2----| A|------------------| E|------------------| [Segunda Parte] D9 Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head E B7 Found my way downstairs and drank a cup E B7 And looking up, I noticed I was late E D9 Found my coat and grabbed my hat, made the bus in seconds flat E B7 Found my way upstairs and had a smoke E B7 And somebody spoke and I went into a dream [Ponte] C/G G Aah, ah ah ah D A E Aah ah ah, ah ah ah! Ah! C/G G Aah, ah ah ah D A Aah ah ah, ah ah ah! ( E D C D G ) [Terceira Parte] G Bm Em Em7 I read the news today, oh boy C G/B A9 Four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire G Bm Em Em7 And though the holes were rather small C/G F7M/C They had to count them all Em Em7 C/G Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall C/G Em I'd love to turn you on