When I die, call this number Unencumber yourself from the details The whole things bought and paid for The box, the viewing and one more ride Bought a plot by some azaleas They never fail to impress in the brochure See me off at sunset I hope its glorious outside I am thinking in ways That I never have before I am counting the days That I never have before Of course the breakfast will be dinner Your choice of a couple of entrees Youll meet some real characters Some even I havent seen in a while I am thinking in ways I never have before I am counting the days That I never have before I need you to distribute Everything that I have written down here They are bits and pieces Of all who made me what I am Drink a few, get to know them Dont forget to tip your waitress Through them youll know me better And life is really worth a damn I am thinking in ways I never have before I am counting the days That I never have before