Janie got a present late one christmas day Immaculate conception one could hardly say She took her little baby and all her daddys cash The guilt stayed forever but the money didnt last Chorus Tell me no more secrets Tell me no more lies When the road you thought you were on Aint the road to paradise She said, whats so lonely about being alone Ive got this little boy that I can call my own Tomorrow, she said, were gonna start a new life She stared out the window and she turned out the light Chorus Paradise Its funny it aint much like... Leave that girl alone to live her life Shes been around enough to know whats wrong or right You dont gotta tell her You dont gotta tell her its alright Janie got pregnant she was the queen of our class Hot little romance but it didnt last Last time I saw her it was thanksgiving day She was trading in her food stamps at the iga Chorus