Hypocrisy as it oughta be, thats called good business
Sometimes it really bothers me how I got in this
Took this job a-thinkin Id be movin up some day
Been too busy drinkin to be carin either way
The wife she aint been workin cause her time is growing near
But the irs aint takin no sabbaticals this year
Working on commission against weekly guarantees
This soldiers on a mission but it aint for charity
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Give me just one moment with the wheel between my hands
Just one moment, Ill make you understand
Dont confuse all the games you lose with failing as a man
Just one moment, Ill show you who I am
Went in to see the boss man to ask him for a raise
Never did quite understand all the reasons that he gave
His 8 x 10 of jesus had turned its back to me
I guess mortal man cant comprehend that dense morality
So I bought my wife some roses and I tied them with a bow
Called the boss up at 3 am and I told him where to go
Now were driving down the highway back to where we first began
With me back in the drivers seat and her holding my hand
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