Tom: Bbm [Intro] Bbm7 Ebm7 Bbm7 Ebm7 Bbm7 Ebm7 Bbm7 Ebm7 ( Bm7 Ebm7 ) Still in bed but it's time to go You bump your head, you stub your toe And the landlord says the rent's 2 weeks behind. You catch the train but the train breaks down, it starts to rain You walk downtown to the only lousy job that you could find. C7 Fm7 Your boss says, "You're not working here no more" Bbm7 Eb But here she comes like a vision sliding through the door, you say Fm Oh my god, oh my god Fm7 Where did she get that body? Bbm7 What's she got on the iPod that gives her hips that sway? Fm7 Fm She knows she's an 11 but if I was 007 Bbm7 I would take that girl to heaven each and every day Db Ebm But things just don't seem to go my way ( Bbm7 Ebm7 ) ( Bbm7 Ebm7 ) It's Thursday night no time to pout Cause you got no job might as well go out and head down to the playground of the stars So you brush your teeth and you smoke some dope, but there's Mr.T, the velvet rope and all the pretty people getting out of long black cars C7 Fm7 T says "You're not getting in here tonight" Bbm7 Eb Here she comes again stepping to the front of the line, you say Fm Oh my god, oh my god Fm7 Where did she get that body? Bbm7 What's she got on the iPod that gives her hips that sway? Fm7 Fm She knows she's an 11 but if I was 007 Bbm7 I would take that girl to heaven each and every day Db Ebm Fm But things just don't seem to go my way [Solo] Bbm7 Ebm7 Bbm7 Ebm7 Bbm7 Ebm7 Bbm7 Ebm7 Bbm7 You're back at home and you're back in bed Ebm7 Bbm Ebm7 You're all alone with an aching head, you close your eyes as the sun comes streaming in Bbm7 It could be better but it could be worse Ebm7 Bbm7 Ebm7 And it's not like it's some evil curse, you drift off to the place where dreams begin C7 Fm There she is just talking to some guys Bbm7 Eb But you walk right up, you look that girl straight in the eyes, and you say Fm Oh my god, oh my god Baby! Fm7 Where did you get that body? Bbm7 Baby what you got on the iPod that gives you hips that sway Fm7 Fm You know you're an 11 but I feel like 007 girl Bbm7 I wanna take you straight to heaven each and every day Db Eb Fm Tonight things just might be going my way Db Eb Fm Tell me baby, are you gonna go my way Db Eb You know things just don't seem to go my way