My stripper friend says she'd like to dance for me My stripper friend is as lovely as can be She has no romantic feelings for me She just likes to take her clothes off frequently And that's fine, I don't mind I'll have a really good time And when she turns back on the light I'll just go about my day Stripper friend says she could tell me anything She attributes her comfort to a dearth of physical attraction And I guess that sentiment sort of makes me happy Sort of makes me question my sanity But that's fine, I don't mind We'll have a crazy old time And when her body is naked next to mine I won't expect anything to happen She's completely comfortable, oh no I know that I could never say no This is going to end badly, I know 'Cause I've got a crush on my stripper friend I've got feelings that she could never match But that's fine, I don't mind We'll ride the pseudo-sexual line She'll get me off all the time And I'll pretend I'm completely satisfied My stripper friend is not the teasing kind She just has an extremely open mind I let her know that I have a crush on her And she doesn't seem to mind I will watch her dance if she says so I will try to go with the flow But it's inevitable that I will desire more 'Cause I've got a crush on my stripper friend I've got feelings that she could never match And I know that for her, it isn't like that But for me, you know it is And that's fine, I don't mind She has a really nice behind