Tom: E
A E A E
D A B E
A E A E
I can't breathe, I can't smell
D A B E
My lungs don't function too well
A E A E
My hair stinks, My teeth are black
D A B E
I'm at risk of a heart attack
B E
But it's totally worth it
A E
Cos I'm a bad boy who don't play by your rules
B C#m
Shut up all you losers
A B
You can't put a price on looking this cool
E B A E
Smoking's cool and that's why I do it
E B A E
This wonderful feeling of lungs full of fluid
A F# B C#m
Light it and suck it, There's nothing to it
A E
Everyone should smoke cos it's cool
A E A E
It's cool, Smoking is cool
D A B E
C'mon kids haven't you seen Mad Men
A E A E
I can't climb stairs, I got shaky hands
D A B E
But there's smoke and flame at my command
A E A E
You tell me to stop I've heard it before
D A B E
I'm going to die oh blah blah get fucked
B E
It's not like I'm immune to cancer
A E
Heart attacks and gum disease too
B C#m
Yes I'll be dead before fifty
A E
But I'll always be cooler than you
E B A E
Smoking's cool and that's why I do it
E B A E
I love tobacco smoke it don't chew it
A F# B C#m
If you haven't tried come on and get to it
A E
Everyone should smoke cos it's cool
A E A E
It's cool, Smoking is cool
D A B E
Smoking gave me a robot voice beep boop beep beep boop
B C#m
Show me horrible things like tumors
A E
Gangrene and rotted up veins
B C#m
And I'll show you a legend
F#m B
Who sucks like a whore and blows smoke like a train
E B A E
Smoking's cool and that's why I do it
E B A E
Smoke in your face cos that's where I blew it
A F#m B C#m
I'm going to die but I don't feel stupid
A
Everyone should smoke cos it's
(COUGHING FIT)
E
Cool
